Wait, Ricky Martin Is Gay?

Headed to Mexico. I think. That direction anyways. I dont know why…living mi vida loca or some shizz. All I know is when a mexican shows up and says “I got a car are you permitted to leave the country?”

You just say “i guess border patrol will let us know” and hope youre too old to be sex trafficked.

And I aint caught the covid in espanol yet. (So guess who absent mindedly handed a joint to a complete stranger in a hotel parking lot earlier. We both just kinda shrugged and muttered about social distancing being difficult when youre socially retarded.)

Anyways I guess ill let ya’ll know if i wake up sans kidney.

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