Theres No Place Like Home Thankfully

Staying by the pirates for awhile because my neighbor is a total bully and creeper. He screams at me for using my flashlight in my own yard – the reason the light bothers him is he’s put his bed in the middle of the yard where he can stare directly into my camp. That’s bad enough but I swear if I have to look over and see his flaccid little penis in his hand one more time im gonna go all bobbitt on him. Most people hide their erectile dysfunction but he’s known to ramdomly start masturbating in front of … everyone.

Why im the only one who loudly objects to having to see the weird little thing is beyond me honestly…

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