Move Over Robert Redford

Ignore how I look, sick and in pain. My friends neighbor has a horse and when I noticed John making horse noises I wondered if I could be a horse whisperer and tried to summon my inner equine. At parrot aviaries they have to get all the handlers to get the entire flock off me, I can get finches to land on my shoulder in my garden and for amusement at zoos in other states I tell them at the California sea lion enclosure “dude since we’re both from California we can say what’s up” and then I bark them into frantic displays. At home I get them charging the shore and run, since im not sure if I’m talking shit or making friends. Anyways thats how I got stuck sitting at a fence with my new stalker, Peaches, who was screaming so loud for me to come back I heard “she has never done that, what on earth did you do?” until I came back for a selfie. No use for this new skill whatsoever but when the great sea lion horse war of 2019 starts, you’ll know what happened.

Published by SlabCityOracle

artist, lunatic, activist, minister, interpreter for God, mom...

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