If You Wanted To Eat Everyday You Should Have Been Sensible And Gone To Prison

After 2 months of calling everyday I finally got through to EDD only to be told the claims list was full so try again tomorrow between 8-1 and good luck. I thought the lady might cry. So I sent an angry letter to my senators and am now going to join OnlyFans and sell titty pics until I can afford both pizza and an autodialer. Admittedly the senators probably have bigger tits but Juan and Eduardo can afford food so clearly they have an unfair advantage over the rest of us. California you suck. Even if you werent constantly trying to spontaneously combust like you deserve you’re little better than Oregon’s taint and no one likes those guys not even Portland.

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