Yo Ho Yo Homies A Slabbers Life For Me

I somehow ended up at the internet cafe and pirates this morning. Rhubarb told me to come say hi and for whatever reason I want to sculpt a chess set i have no actual use for, and hes an avid player so after some morning drama (my ride is an asshole and took off withContinue reading “Yo Ho Yo Homies A Slabbers Life For Me”

This Rainbow Tastes Like Hell

Its so freaking hot my skittles melted. In the shade. They coagulated into one giant skittle and I was forced to taste the entire rainbow at once. I know I said the heat doesnt bother me but damn, it was too much rainbow. (For some reason the above post is hysterical to me. My brainContinue reading “This Rainbow Tastes Like Hell”

Would You Like Fries With That?

I have a questionable past in a lot of ways. Ive been punched in the face so many times I have brain damage – obviously that isnt normal. Im not overly scared alone in the slabs cuz I can fight, if I have to. Probably. Im kinda old and crippled these days. But let meContinue reading “Would You Like Fries With That?”

Misery Disagrees And Would Like You To Fuck Off

If you live in the slabs you will eventually get yelled at for something that makes no sense and/or have to endure someone loudly arguing with the voices in their head about whether or not your an asshole or deserve respect. Just accept it, apologize if theyre really belligerant, and get on with your life.Continue reading “Misery Disagrees And Would Like You To Fuck Off”

I thought I’d At Least Get A Handbasket

Its hot. Its so fucking hot. For hours each day you can do nothing because even going 60 down the highway the air is so hot it’ll burn your skin. You have to stay in the deep shade or you will be a puddle of sweat in seconds – sweat streaming into your eyes soContinue reading “I thought I’d At Least Get A Handbasket”