Im uncomfortable in my own skin and feel like ive been in one place too long. I hate people knowing where i sleep. Im not overly fond of people. The infection in my hand led to me passing out for 2 days but seems a little better but I dont really care. Truth is imaContinue reading “Some days dont come with funny titles”
I somehow ended up at the internet cafe and pirates this morning. Rhubarb told me to come say hi and for whatever reason I want to sculpt a chess set i have no actual use for, and hes an avid player so after some morning drama (my ride is an asshole and took off withContinue reading “Yo Ho Yo Homies A Slabbers Life For Me”
So I fell down this wall a few days ago straight into a pile of thorned branches. Now my arm is so swollen my hand is numb. Then last night my neighborhood bully set a huge fire. Im fine, everything is fine but…blah Just felt like whining to my one loyal reader. I look atContinue reading “Ta-Da”
Current life status: One bad decision away from collecting the whole set.
I feel like people would visit me more if they didnt have to huddle behind a 2 branch bush to pee so I made an outhouse. Ok I tied 4 pallets together and dug a hole.Its better than the bush anyways. Might even buy toilet paper.
Its so freaking hot my skittles melted. In the shade. They coagulated into one giant skittle and I was forced to taste the entire rainbow at once. I know I said the heat doesnt bother me but damn, it was too much rainbow. (For some reason the above post is hysterical to me. My brainContinue reading “This Rainbow Tastes Like Hell”
Headed to Mexico. I think. That direction anyways. I dont know why…living mi vida loca or some shizz. All I know is when a mexican shows up and says “I got a car are you permitted to leave the country?” You just say “i guess border patrol will let us know” and hope youre tooContinue reading “Wait, Ricky Martin Is Gay?”
I have a questionable past in a lot of ways. Ive been punched in the face so many times I have brain damage – obviously that isnt normal. Im not overly scared alone in the slabs cuz I can fight, if I have to. Probably. Im kinda old and crippled these days. But let meContinue reading “Would You Like Fries With That?”
If you live in the slabs you will eventually get yelled at for something that makes no sense and/or have to endure someone loudly arguing with the voices in their head about whether or not your an asshole or deserve respect. Just accept it, apologize if theyre really belligerant, and get on with your life.Continue reading “Misery Disagrees And Would Like You To Fuck Off”
Its hot. Its so fucking hot. For hours each day you can do nothing because even going 60 down the highway the air is so hot it’ll burn your skin. You have to stay in the deep shade or you will be a puddle of sweat in seconds – sweat streaming into your eyes soContinue reading “I thought I’d At Least Get A Handbasket”