Im not very friendly or social, and I dont talk a lot, so ive gone 20 years without meetimg neighbors before but this morning I met one of my Slab City neighbors.
Who then very politely requested a handjob. So politely my go-to response of punching him in the nuts seemed rude so I just stammered that im deeply religious and not over my ex.
Now I feel like a bad neighbor for not jacking off the dude down the street and just in general…the fuck just happened? Did that really just happen?
Slab City you never fail to amaze…and disgust.
I think ill go ahead and skip joining the neighborhood watch anyways.